Humourous Quotes

• The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Inspiration, Humor

  Mark Twain (2008). “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn: A Penguin Enriched eBook Classic”, p.1053, Penguin

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• Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.

  Cato the Elder

  Inspirational, Funny, Education

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• Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Funny, Humor, Use It Or Lose It

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• Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

  Josh Billings

  Funny, Humor, Fools Day

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• If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Humor, Fool

  Mark Twain (1995). “Mark Twain: Selected Writings of an American Skeptic”

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• If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Lonely, Humor

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• Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul's body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca.

  S. J. Perelman

  Funny, Humor, Boys

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