Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
It is human nature to think wisely and to act in an absurd fashion.
Art is man's expression of his joy in labor.
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.
A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
Art is not a study of positive reality, it is the seeking for ideal truth.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself. The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world.
The great God endows His children variously. To some He gives intellect...and they move the earth. To some He allots heart...and the beating pulse of humanity is theirs. But to some He gives only a soul, without intelligence...and these, who never grow up, but remain always His children, are God's fools, kindly, elemental, simple, as if from His palette the Artist of all has taken one color instead of many.
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
The follies of the wise man are known to himself, but hidden from the world.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.
Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
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