Anthony Jeselnik Quotes About Exes

Quotes about: Exes

• I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Funny, Girlfriend, Humor

• I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Email, Comfort, Aids

  Twitter post from Jan 30, 2010

• My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Kings, Bird

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