Anthony Jeselnik Quotes About Mothers

Quotes about: Mothers

• She got really mad a month ago, because she had e-mailed me a naked picture of herself - which is a nice thing to do - but then I messed up, and I accidentally forwarded that e-mail to both of my parents. Now, my girlfriend is furious, mortified, but I don't even care, 'cause now I have to call up my mother and say 'Mom, I am so sorry - that picture was just for dad.'

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Funny, Mom, Mother

• I will never understand how a mother can kill her own baby and not get away with it.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Mother, Baby, Get Away

  Twitter post from Jun 28, 2011

• I had a happy childhood in a nice suburban area, pretty idyllic, upper middle class and very, very white. My dad is an attorney. My mother is a housewife. They had five kids in seven years: me, my brother, and three sisters. I'm the oldest. We were all very active. My mother was exhausted.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Mother, Brother, Dad

• Jeff Ross has been roasting people since Whitney Cummings was nothing but a glint in the eye of the man who raped her mother.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Mother, Eye, Men

  "Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump". www.imdb.com. 2011.

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