...being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain.
But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.
Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.
you can’t use logic on human behavior.
Have you noticed how difficult it is just to get along in the world? If you're no good at all in your job, people treat you badly and eventually you will be unemployed. And if you're a little better than competent, everyone expects miracles from you, every single time. Like most of life, it's a no-win situation. And if you dare to mention it, no matter how creatively you phrase your complaints, you are shunned as a whiner.
It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with their problems.
What a terrible thing life can be.
And as always seems to happen when I have reached the point where I am ready to take decisive action, everything began to happen at once.
I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter
I am unlovable...I have tried to involve myself in other people, in relationships, and even - in my sillier moments - in love. But it doesn't work. Something in me is broken or missing and sooner or later the other person catches me Acting or one of Those Nights comes along.
That's why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.
Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the point.
It’s like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the way it really is
In its own way the kiss had been an act of murder.
The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?
Was insanity really easier to accept than unconsciousness?
Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.
They like to tell us that it is important to speak the truth, but it has been my experience that real happiness lies in having people tell you what you want to believe, usually not the same thing at all, and if you have to stub your toe on the truth later, so be it.
It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.
As I've said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven't seen the shotgun aimed at our navel.
It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply go along.
A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches
A man can take only so much. Even a phony man like me.
But of course, there's no rest for the wicked, which I certainly am; as I said, no rest for the wicked.
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