Steve Martin Funny Quotes

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  Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Music, Dance

• Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.

  Steve Martin

  Inspirational, Funny, Perseverance

• A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Witty, Laughter

  FaceBook post by Steve Martin from Jun 14, 2011

• Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Music, Humor

• The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Inspiration, Humor

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Be so good they can't ignore you.

  Steve Martin

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

• I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

  Steve Martin

  Love, Funny, Beautiful

• I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Stupid, Believe

• How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars

  Steve Martin

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

• First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

  Steve Martin

  Inspirational, Funny, Hilarious

• I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Writing, Humor

  FaceBook post by Steve Martin from Feb 29, 2012

• I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . But never at dusk!

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Weed, Morning

  "Steve Martin: A Wild and Crazy Guy", 1978.

• Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Art, Creativity

  Steve Martin (2007). “Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life”, p.67, Simon and Schuster

• I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.

  Steve Martin

  Inspirational, Funny, Dog

• I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Art, Believe

  FaceBook post by Steve Martin from Nov 27, 2011

• I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

  Steve Martin

  Love, Funny, Witty

  FaceBook post by Steve Martin from Sep 22, 2011

• Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Block, Drinking

  FaceBook post by Steve Martin from Aug 23, 2011

• It's so hard to believe in anything anymore, you know what I mean? It's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, 'cause it seems so mythological, and seems so arbitrary; and then on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Believe, Humor

  "A Wild and Crazy Guy". Comedy album by Steve Martin, 1978.

• Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Making Love, Oscars

• Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Boys, Different

• I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Country, Peace

• The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Song, Humor

• Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Sex, Humor

• Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Cute, Order

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Stars, Humor

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