Roseanne Barr Quotes - Page 7

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• I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million. And if they are unable to live on that amount of that amount then they should, you know, go to the reeducation camps and if that doesn't help, then being beheaded.

  Roseanne Barr

  Believe, Bankers, Pay

  "Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won't Give Up Wealth". www.realclearpolitics.com. October 1, 2011.

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• Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murder. Because it teaches children, you know, that they don’t have to have any morals as long as they have guns and are bullies and I don’t think that's a good message. . . . I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.

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  Children, Gun, Thinking

  "Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won't Give Up Wealth". www.realclearpolitics.com. October 1, 2011.

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• Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney... this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon interests. It is unfolding as the Mormon Church planned over the last fifty years.

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  Stupid, Winning, Years

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• Oh, hi. I been married thirteen years, and lemme tell you, it's a thrill to be out of the house. I never get out of the house. I stay home all the time. I never do anything fun 'cause I'm a housewife. I hate the word "housewife." I prefer to be called "domestic goddess.

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  Marriage, Fun, Hate

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• Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been a really great thing in my life.

  Roseanne Barr

  Meditation, Calm, Kind

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• I'm funnier now because I'm braver and less full of hate, so everything is even more ridiculous than it was before.

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  Hate, Ridiculous

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• I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny.

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  Writing, Television, Easier

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• I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous.

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  Satan, Deals, Wanted

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• The one who cares the most wins. ... That's how I knew I'd end up with everyone else waving the white flags and not me. That's how I knew I'd be the last person standing when it was all over. ... I cared the most.

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  Success, Winning, White

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• I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.

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  Stress, Childhood, Resilience

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• Without democracy in our homes, we will never have it in the world.

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  Home, Democracy, World

  Roseanne Barr (2012). “Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm”, p.89, Simon and Schuster

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• Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion.

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  Growing Up, Grandmother, Order

  Roseanne Barr (2012). “Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm”, p.66, Simon and Schuster

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• Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

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  Easter, Sunday, Vampire

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• I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.

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  Hope, People, Trying

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• two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.

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  Cake, Two, Hypocrisy

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• I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.

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  More Money

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• I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.

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  Done, Stuff, Get Money

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• politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.

  Roseanne Barr

  United States, Pliers, Politics

  Roseanne Barr (2012). “Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm”, p.14, Simon and Schuster

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• Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.

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  Men, Personal Opinions, Pay

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• I didn't know that being in a relationship meant you had to be nice. I thought it meant you had to hack away at the other person until they were beaten down and then were too afraid to leave.

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  Nice, Down And, Persons

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• Whatever helps you sleep is my opinion on the subject, and that's what I like about the western world's most popular religion, it has helped put so many people to sleep, although most of them permanently and without their approval.

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  Sleep, People, World

  Roseanne, Roseanne Barr (1989). “Roseanne: my life as a woman”, Harpercollins

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• I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.

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  Way, Sexuality, Born

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• TV is a language all its own, a land of one dimensional stereotypes that destroys culture, not adds to it. TV is anti-art, a reflection of consumerism that serves the power structure. TV is about demographics.

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  Art, Reflection, Land

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• You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.

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  Girl, Trying, Weight

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• The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list.

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  Girl, Mother, Teacher

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