Roseanne Barr Quotes - Page 8

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• I was completely nuts for most of my life.

  Roseanne Barr

  Nuts

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• I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.

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  Problem, Problem Solvers

  "This Is Woman’s Time!" by Roseanne Barr, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 7, 2011.

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• Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

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  Divorce, Insightful, Way

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• Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.

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  Hurt, Gay, Rights

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• It's the Night of the Living Dead. It's scary out here.

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  Night, Scary, Night Of The Living Dead

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• Everyone in America (according to my generalizations) is a potential millionaire waiting for his or her big break. I was astonished lately to realize that Americans are definitely believing in and planning for the future, despite the fact that they elected Ronald Reagan twice.

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  Believe, America, Waiting

  Roseanne, Roseanne Barr (1989). “Roseanne: my life as a woman”, Harpercollins

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• Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

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  Easter, Sunday, Vampire

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• Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion.

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  Growing Up, Grandmother, Order

  Roseanne Barr (2012). “Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm”, p.66, Simon and Schuster

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• Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murder. Because it teaches children, you know, that they don’t have to have any morals as long as they have guns and are bullies and I don’t think that's a good message. . . . I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.

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  Children, Gun, Thinking

  "Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won't Give Up Wealth". www.realclearpolitics.com. October 1, 2011.

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• The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think.

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  Mean, Kids, Thinking

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• Without democracy in our homes, we will never have it in the world.

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  Home, Democracy, World

  Roseanne Barr (2012). “Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm”, p.89, Simon and Schuster

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• A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.

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  Successful, People, Television

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• Laugh every day as much as you can.

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  Laughing

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• I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny.

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  Writing, Television, Easier

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• I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.

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  Hope, People, Trying

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• I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million. And if they are unable to live on that amount of that amount then they should, you know, go to the reeducation camps and if that doesn't help, then being beheaded.

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  Believe, Bankers, Pay

  "Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won't Give Up Wealth". www.realclearpolitics.com. October 1, 2011.

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• two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.

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  Cake, Two, Hypocrisy

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• I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to debate me. Because I think that both of those guys - I think that the American people are being given a false choice, because the choice between the lesser of two evils is a false choice.

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  Opportunity, Thinking, Race

  "Presidential hopeful Roseanne Barr lays out platform on 'Hannity'". "Hannity" with Sean Hannity, www.foxnews.com. September 24, 2012.

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• I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real broad, but the more personal it is, the more universal it is. All my friends go through the same stuff.

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  Real, Thinking, Views

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• I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don't even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.

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  Kids, Hbo, Pills

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• I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.

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  Husband, Real, Writing

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• I didn't know that being in a relationship meant you had to be nice. I thought it meant you had to hack away at the other person until they were beaten down and then were too afraid to leave.

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  Nice, Down And, Persons

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• I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.

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  More Money

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• A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.

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  Men, Guy, Good Man

  "Roseanne". Comedy, 2018.

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• I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people are just trying to get closer to others, did anybody ever that of that?!

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  People, Eating Disorder, Trying

  Roseanne Barr (2012). “Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm”, p.116, Simon and Schuster

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