• The planet is fine. The people are f****d. Because everyone is trying to save the planet. The planet doesn’t need that. The planet will take care of itself. People are selfish. And that's what they're doing is trying to save the planet for themselves to have a nicer place to live.

    "George Carlin's 'View': Wildfire Victims 'Get What's Coming to Them'" by Justin McCarthy, October 24, 2007.