Barmaids Quotes

• It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.

  Albert Einstein

  Love, Inspirational, Life

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• An alleged scientific discovery has no merit unless it can be explained to a barmaid.

  Ernest Rutherford

  Discovery, Merit, Scientific Discovery

  "Einstein: The Man and His Achievement". Book by Gerald James Whitrow, p. 42, 1973.

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• Conscience was the barmaid of the Victorian soul. Recognizing that human beings were fallible and that their failings, though regrettable, must be humored, conscience would permit, rather ungraciously perhaps, the indulgence of a number of carefully selected desires.

  C. E. M. Joad

  Numbers, Soul, Desire

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• Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

  Jimmy Buffett

  Drunk, Alcohol, Drug

  Song: Why Don't We Get Drunk, 1973

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• I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

  Jenny Eclair

  Style, Wannabes, Schizophrenic

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• English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results.

  H. Beam Piper

  Men, Arms, Results

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• A good scientific theory should be explicable to a barmaid.

  Ernest Rutherford

  Should, Theory, Scientific Theory

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• The other night I went out to have dinner in a London pub and the barmaid had this whole conversation saying, 'You look just like that guy from Twilight'. Every time she came up, she said something like, 'You literally could be his brother'. But she never put two and two together.

  Robert Pattinson

  Brother, Twilight, Night

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• I was a barmaid for my mum for years, as we lived above a pub. I still can't hear the Heartbeat theme tune without breaking into a cold sweat, as it used to start at the same time as my shift.

  Sara Cox

  Heart, Years, Sweat

  Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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• My mother was a barmaid and I was raised in a trailer park. I'm used to that language. I put it on the screen so that people could interpret it as they wish.

  Penelope Spheeris

  Mother, People, Wish

  "The Punk Director: Penelope Spheeris Revisits Her Decline of Western Civilization Trilogy". Interview with Laura Snapes, pitchfork.com. July 15, 2015.

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