Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
One of the beautiful things about baseball is the history.
Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing.
If you don t know where you are, a map won't help.
I was a professional baseball player from the time I was drafted out of high school in 1981 until the time I retired in 2003.
I love being an older comic now. It's like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You're in the Hall of Fame and it's nice, but you're no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing.
My kid was a great baseball player. I thought I had it made. Front-row seats at Yankee Stadium. Then he turned sixteen and wanted to be a rapper.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world.
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
One of the beautiful things about baseball is that every once in a while you come into a situation where you want to, and where you have to, reach down and prove something.
Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference.
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
I became a good pitcher when I stopped trying to make them miss the ball and started trying to make them hit it.
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
When I was a small boy in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing. I told him I wanted to be a real Major League baseball player, a genuine professional like Honus Wagner. My friend said that he'd like to be President of the United States. Neither of us got our wish.
Don't let the fear of striking out hold you back.
If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere
Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal.
The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all.
I wanted to be a professional baseball player.
Baseball, to me, is still the national pastime because it is a summer game. I feel that almost all Americans are summer people, that summer is what they think of when they think of their childhood. I think it stirs up an incredible emotion within people.
I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
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