My kid was a great baseball player. I thought I had it made. Front-row seats at Yankee Stadium. Then he turned sixteen and wanted to be a rapper.
I love being an older comic now. It's like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You're in the Hall of Fame and it's nice, but you're no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing.
I was a professional baseball player from the time I was drafted out of high school in 1981 until the time I retired in 2003.
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
If you don't know where you are currently standing, you're dead.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
I stare out the window and wait for spring.
It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love.
One of the beautiful things about baseball is the history.
If you don t know where you are, a map won't help.
If you don't know where you're going any road will do
It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.
It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing.
I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.
There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens.
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
How can you think and hit at the same time?
One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it.
I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
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