Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process.
Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't overeat.
Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.
The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!
When I was little, I wasn't allowed to put sugar on my breakfast cereal because it made me so hyper.
Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind of breakfast cereal you like.
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Right now, Im very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course.
Do we need to have 280 brands of breakfast cereal? No, probably not. But we have them for a reason - because some people like them. It's the same with baseball statistics.
Pay attention; don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
I love cereal. I eat several bowls a day, mostly a few late at night.
Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.
It was natural to see the struggle for dignity for black people in America as a sister struggle of the Jewish struggle. So growing up, it was always a part of my breakfast cereal to think of myself as someone who was part of a larger struggle.
Every film is a remake of a previous film, or a remake of a television series that everyone loved in the 1960s, or a remake of a television series that everyone hated in the 1960s. Or it's a theme park ride; it will soon come to breakfast cereal mascots.
If you eat the same cereal every day it's gonna get old. And if I had thought about snowboarding every day, I would have quit a long time ago.
To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats; Rice Krispies the breakfast cereal that goes snap-crackle-pop; Philip Roth the Jew who masturbates with a piece of liver.
Don't eat breakfast cereals that change the color of your milk.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
I loved to read, and I think any child who loves to read will read anything, including the back of the cereal box, which I did every morning.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Cereal production in the rain-fed areas still remains relatively unaffected by the impact of the green revolution, but significant change and progress are now becoming evident in several countries
Deprived of their newspapers or a novel, reading-addicts will fall back onto cookery books, on the literature which is wrapped around bottles of patent medicine, on those instructions for keeping the contents crisp which are printed on the outside of boxes of breakfast cereals. On anything.
I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes.
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