Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces.
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
You know what FSU stands for, don't you? Free Shoes University.
On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.
They whipped us like a tied up goat.
You can't spell Citrus without UT
There's one sure way to stop us from scoring ... give us the ball near the goal line.
If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas.
That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.
Show me a gracious loser and I'll show you a failure.
If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes real good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
There are two things every man in America thinks he can do: work a grill and coach football.
I don't know. I always sort of liked playing [Georgia] that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended.
I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: 'Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good.'
At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any.
I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's.
Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel.
Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died.
I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.
No, but you can see it from here.
The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb.
If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.
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