If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas.
Show me a gracious loser and I'll show you a failure.
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel.
At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any.
If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes real good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.
There's one sure way to stop us from scoring ... give us the ball near the goal line.
I guess I'll retire someday if I live that long.
In more than 20 years I've spent studying the issue, I have yet to hear a convincing argument that college football has anything do with what is presumably the primary purpose of higher education: academics.
No one in college football or the SEC can tackle me by themselves.
But I don't know how I really felt about Johnny Manziel, but I feel like now everyone hates him. He's quickly becoming my favorite player in college football.
You know what's sad about this? Not the gambling, but the best way to reach college athletes is the Cartoon Network.
I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.
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Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States.
The only bowl Rutgers is going to is the one I just got off of.
Whoa! I better lay off the peyote!
Here's a twenty, bury two.
I have yet to be in a game where luck was involved.
Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.
Most players don't mind drug testing once they realize they don't have to study for it.
I've always felt like the most improvement you can make is from year 1 to year 2, much like a college freshman who the most improvement he can make in an entire one year of college football is going from year 1 freshman year to his sophomore year. Like a pro football player going from his rookie season to his second season. There's a window there that will never come again that you have a chance to making your biggest strides.
I haven't heard from Elvis since his daughter married Michael Jackson. I think it killed him.
When I get the ball, for some reason I see holes. I'm not really sure how.
An Atheist in Alabama is one that doesn't believe in Bear Bryant.
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