When Clemson players rub that rock and run down the hill, it's the most exciting 25 seconds in college football.
A lifetime contract for a coach means if you're ahead in the third quarter and moving the ball, they can't fire you.
Is this college football's version of Arena Football? These guys need to grow some hair on their peaches.
Absolutely. There are a 1000 better coaches in the cities, but I'm the best in the country.
The caliber of play suffered and attendance declined year by year. Interest in college football was exploding, and there was this new game called basketball.
I'm a big sports fan. College football is my favorite.
They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces.
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
You know what FSU stands for, don't you? Free Shoes University.
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any.
There's one sure way to stop us from scoring ... give us the ball near the goal line.
They whipped us like a tied up goat.
There are two things every man in America thinks he can do: work a grill and coach football.
Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.
Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel.
You can't spell Citrus without UT
I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: 'Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good.'
I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's.
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes real good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.
If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas.
Show me a gracious loser and I'll show you a failure.
That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.
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