You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious.
So if anybody wants to get me something, get me 60 crabs - one for each year. I don't want no diamonds, I don't want no shoes, I don't want no party. I want some crabs.
Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That's the way the mind of man operates.
As the sea-crab swimmeth always against the stream, so doth wit always against wisdom.
People have a crab mentality, man. They're walking sideways.
The best way to eat crabs, as everyone knows, is off newspaper at a large table with a large number of people.
Oysters open completely when the moon is full; and when the crab sees one it throws a piece of stone or seaweed into it and the oyster cannot close again so that it serves the crab for meat. Such is the fate of him who opens his mouth too much and thereby puts himself at the mercy of the listener.
I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab.
We have the ability to approach our race like ants, or we have the ability to approach our race like crabs.
You will never make the crab walk straight.
Worlds can be found by a child and an adult bending down and looking together under the grass stems or at the skittering crabs in a tidal pool.
There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good.
I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.
The first thing the intellect does with an object is to class it along with something else. But any object that is infinitely important to us and awakens our devotion feels to us also as if it must be sui generis and unique. Probably a crab would be filled with a sense of personal outrage if it could hear us class it without ado or apology as a crustacean, and thus dispose of it. 'I am no such thing,' it would say; 'I am MYSELF, MYSELF alone.
The highest treason a crab can commit is to make a leap for the rim of the bucket.
Like those crabs which dress themselves with seaweed, we wear belief and custom.
Our last deed, like the young of the land crab, wends its way to the sea of cause and effect as soon as born, and makes a drop there to eternity.
There is an animal inside me, clutching fast to my heart, a huge crab.
We spent a lot of time on the beach when I was young so I'd also take pictures of seaweed and crabs.
What is the pattern that connects the crab to the lobster and the primrose to the orchid, and all of them to me, and me to you?
I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid.
There are three species of creatures who when they seem coming are going, when they seem going they come: diplomats, women, and crabs.
I was being chased by a giant crab. That's not funny.
It may not be irrelevant to note that even very modest forms of life, like earthworms, dung beetles and fiddler crabs, have no trouble identifying the real problems they must deal with if they are to survive.
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