This is a big f...ing deal!
My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.
I think religion is a neurological disorder.
Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.
Ten thousand people died, an entire town destroyed.
If I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times ... Yeah that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. Because that's exactly what they are.
You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.
I've now been in 57 states. I think one left to go.
Plus they think the hurricane's going to hit (starts laughing) New Orleans about the time they start. The timing, at least it appears now, that it'll be there Monday. That just demonstrates God's on our side
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.
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