I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.
Basketball doesn't build character it reveals it.
I never thought I'd lead the NBA in rebounding, but I got a lot of help from my team-mates - they did a lot of missing.
After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record 69 points - I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points.
Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your Good is Better, and your Better is your Best.
If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.
Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
I keep both eyes on my man. The basket hasn't moved on me yet.
If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs, even if they were coming in fuzzy.
If Kyle Korver blocks your shot there should be a penalty box you should go to!
I try to penetrate the lane like Steve Nash, pass like Jason Kidd, and handle the ball like Allen Iverson. Remember, I said 'try to'.
I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
When I was young, I never wanted to leave the court until I got things exactly correct. My dream was to become a pro.
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need.
Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up.
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.
If you make every game a life and death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot.
I'm in favour of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice.
Do your work, but do your thing.
It is necessary to any originality to have the courage to be an amateur.
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