Funny Car Racing Quotes

The winner ain't the one with the fastest car. It's the one who refuses to lose.

Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

Motivational, Sports, Motor Racing

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Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.

Colin McRae

Race, Car, Racing

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Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win.

Enzo Ferrari

Beautiful, Winning, Race

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Steven Wright

Funny, Death, Suicide

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Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.

Henry Ford

Nascar Racing, Funny Racing, Minutes

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Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than others.

Ayrton Senna

Motor Racing, Littles, Limits

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Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you go home. Lose with a load of whiskey, and you go to jail.

Junior Johnson

Home, Nascar Racing, Jail

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To finish first, you must first finish.

Rick Mears

Inspirational, Motivational, Sports

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

Dave Barry

Nascar Racing, Literature, Upside Down

Dave Barry (2009). “Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus”, p.104, Ballantine Books

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If you're in control, you're not going fast enough.

Parnelli Jones

Nascar Racing, Speed, Enough

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Once you've raced, you never forget it...and you never get over it.

Richard Childress

Car, Racing, Never Forget

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It is amazing how many drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.

Mario Andretti

Motivational, Thinking, Nascar Racing

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.

Stirling Moss

Years, Car, Motorcycle

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What's behind you doesn't matter.

Enzo Ferrari

Motivational, Motor Racing, Car

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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all the others are games.

Ernest Hemingway

Funny, Sports, Real

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When you win a race your on top that day, so take it for what its worth, have a good time and party, cause the next day when you get out of bed, the meter goes back to zero again.

Bobby Allison

Zero, Party, Winning

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To achieve anything in this game you must be prepare to dabble in the boundary of disaster.

Stirling Moss

Motivational, Motor Racing, Games

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I don't know driving in another way which isn't risky. Each one has to improve himself. Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than other's.

Ayrton Senna

Motivational, Motor Racing, Car

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It's basically the same, just darker. (on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991

Alan Kulwicki

Sports, Sunday, Night

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Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines.

Enzo Ferrari

Motor Racing, Aerodynamics, Car

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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It is not always possible to be the best, but it is always possible to improve your own performance.

Jackie Stewart

Racing, Self Improvement, Being The Best

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Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

Hunter S. Thompson

Motor Racing, Nascar Racing, Drug

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It's basically the same, just darker.

Alan Kulwicki

Nascar Racing, Afl, Rugby

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The best way to make a small fortune in racing is to start with a big one.

Junior Johnson

Racing, Way, Bigs

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The client is not always right.

Enzo Ferrari

Aerodynamics, Luxury, Car

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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