I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square. It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It's just a few Jews walking around going, "sup?"
Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.
If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.
No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam.
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.
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