Funny Wife Quotes

• 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Marriage, Sarcastic

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• A wife is like a children's movie; always under-appreciated and without either, life would be incomplete.

  John Steinbeck

  Thank You, Children, Wife

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• [I]t is dangerous for a bride to be apologetic about her husband.

  Wallace Stegner

  Husband, Wife, Apologetic

  Wallace Stegner (2000). “Angle of Repose”, p.72, Penguin

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• We treat our stone wives with much more care than they treat their warm ones, anyway. I personally dust mine once a week, and I know Khaamil gives them presents when I am not looking. These are yours - they are in your care, and you must be faithful.

  Catherynne M. Valente

  Dust, Giving, Wife

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• I never think of policemen's wives; their beauty maddens me like wine.

  Kyril Bonfiglioli

  Wine, Thinking, Wife

  Kyril Bonfiglioli (2004). “Don't Point that Thing at Me”, p.18, The Overlook Press

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