I leaned in toward her, suddenly overwhelmed with the feeling that we must kiss.
Kids today are sold so much, by corporations and media and commercials and advertising and music videos, that I do. A lot of times, they retain that stuff and wear it, and that's the concept of a hipster. It's about owning it and redefining it, on your own level. It's a way of retaining control and meaning, in a world where you're being told to think in a certain way.
What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant.
Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - "God damn it, you've got to be kind."
Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
I'm always at the opposite end of the spectrum, the opposite of hipster culture, and I enjoy that.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night.
I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.
All the things paper-thin and paper-frail, and all the people too.
You were clearly not doing your part in the clover search, perv.
As hipster chicks age, and their skin starts to sag, tramp stamps sink below waistbands, like the sun slipping into the sea.
The difference being that a nerd would wear a D&D shirt because he loves D&D while a hipster would wear a D&D shirt because it's ridiculous that he is wearing a D&D shirt.
Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.
Hipsters seek refuge in church, Our Lady of Perpetual Subculture. There is some discussion as to whether or not they are still cool but then they are calmed by the obscure location and the arrival of their kind. Keep the address to yourself, let the rabble fund it themselves. Wow, this crappy performance art is really making me feel no so terrible about my various emotional issues.
We just sat there quiet for a long time, which was fine, and I was thinking about way back in the very beginning in the Literal Heart of Jesus.
I understand why a lot of women want to dress hipster. But I grew up sneaking my mom's Victoria's Secrets...so I could look at the hot chicks!
It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas.
You will go to the paper towns and never come back.
Don't swear in the Literal Heart of Jesus.
Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?
Our children are weird. Nicely phrased.
You could drive past it without noticing and from what I understand, you ought to.
If I ever end up being the kind of person who has one kid and seven bedrooms. Do me a favor and shoot me.
Is the labyrinth living or dying?
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