Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Do what you want to do, when you want to do it ... and not a moment sooner.
I was thinking Im going to die but I'm not going to tap
A man can't retire his experience.
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.
Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
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