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• There's such a cynicism about the phrase 'I laughed all the way to the bank.' It's as though money is what you're doing, rather than playing music. If you're playing a money game, why not get into banking?

  Artie Shaw

  Games, Playing Music, Why Not

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• I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

  Amy Sedaris

  Men, Shoes, Feet

  "Strangers with Candy". www.imdb.com. 1999 - 2000.

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• But why doesn't the Gospel ever say that Christ laughed?" I asked, for no good reason. "Is Jorge right?" "Legions of scholars have wondered whether Christ laughed. The question doesn't interest me much. I believe he never laughed, because, omniscient as the son of God had to be, he knew how we Christians would behave. . . .

  Umberto Eco

  Christian, Laughter, Believe

  Umberto Eco (1995). “Name of the Rose”, p.173, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• When I asked Fischer why he had not played a certain move in our game, he replied: 'Well, you laughed when I wrote it down!'

  Mikhail Tal

  Moving, Games, Chess Game

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• Ignore, then, whether you are tall and thin or short and stocky- whether they laughed at you at home (where they are often unkind) or at school (where they are mostly blind, anyway). Indeed-to hell with the lot of them if you 'feel' you can do it.

  Percy Cerutty

  School, Home, Training

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• It will always hurt to be laughed at, snubbed, ignored or attacked by others. But I would remind you that the human personality grows through adversity, provided it is not crushed in the process.

  James Dobson

  Hurt, Adversity, Personality

  Dr. James Dobson (2015). “Building Confidence in Your Child”, p.63, Revell

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• To kick things off, [television show host Andy Cohen] asked the last time Winfrey had smoked marijuana. 'Uh ... 1982,' Winfrey replied. 'Let's hang out after the show,' Cohen joked. 'Okay,' Winfrey laughed. 'I hear it's gotten better.'

  Oprah Winfrey

  Weed, Marijuana, Television

  "Oprah Winfrey admits she smoked marijuana in 1982: 'I hear it's gotten better'" By Margaret Eby, www.nydailynews.com. August 16, 2013.

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• No one has ever laughed at a pun who did not see in the one word a twofold meaning. To materialists this world is opaque like a curtain; nothing can be seen through it. A mountain is just a mountain, a sunset just a sunset; but to poets, artists, and saints, the world is transparent like a window pane - it tells of something beyond....a mountain tells of the Power of God, the sunset of His Beauty, and the snowflake of His Purity.

  Fulton J. Sheen

  Beauty, God, Faith

  Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen, Aeterna Press (2015). “These are the Sacraments”, p.5, Aeterna Press

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• Do you remember how electrical currents and 'unseen waves' were laughed at? The knowledge about man is still in its infancy.

  Albert Einstein

  Knowledge, Science, Men

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• Life is neither to be wept over nor to be laughed at but to be understood.

  Arthur Schopenhauer

  True Life, Life Is, Understood

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• Fifteen years ago, if you said business will help save the environment people would have laughed at you. Today, I believe that is a serious proposition.

  Tony Blair

  Business, Believe, Years

  "Tony Blair: 'A new coalition for the environment'" by Tony Blair, www.theguardian.com. October 24, 2000.

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• I laughed from the time I arrived at the studio until I left at night. I was almost ashamed to take a paycheck.

  Patsy Kelly

  Night, Paychecks, Ashamed

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I got picked on a lot. I was a complete geek in school. I had braces. I didn't have the hot girlfriend. I wasn't ever sought after. I was a stocky, awkward kid who got laughed off the tennis court when I tried that.

  Josh Brolin

  Girlfriend, Kids, School

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Everybody asks me this, whether I'm slightly annoyed that I didn't get to kiss Johnny Depp. We would have laughed.

  Kate Winslet

  Kissing, Annoyed, Ask Me

  "Johnny Depp just has 'a weird job'". www.today.com. October 18, 2004.

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• I was a little shocked at how adult some of the humor was, because I was never that into animation before and when I watched 'Shrek' I really laughed out loud.

  Cheryl Hines

  Adults, Littles, Loud

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• When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.

  Karl Pilkington

  Sleep, Bed, Remember

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• But no matter what was going on in our lives, I could imagine lying beside her in bed at the end of the day, holding her while we talked and laughed, lost in each other's arms

  Nicholas Sparks

  Lying, Happy Love, The End Of The Day

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• Get into the habit of laughing; too many of us have forgotten how to laugh. As people grow older, they sometimes forget that they ever laughed. It is a part of their childhood that they can no longer remember.

  Maxwell Maltz

  Happiness, Laughter, People

  Dr. Maxwell Maltz (2008). “The Magic Power of Self Image Psychology”, p.105, Jaico Publishing House

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• I could do without 'cool' publications calling me 'mom jazz.' But I laughed all the way to the bank, baby.

  Norah Jones

  Mom, Baby, Calling

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• Haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I better stop now before I start crying. Go off to sleep in the sunshine...I don't want to see the day when its dying.

  Elliott Smith

  Sleep, Sunshine, Long

  Song: Twilight, Album: From a Basement on the Hill, 2004

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• Over futile odds, and laughed at by the gods
  And now the final frame. Love is a losing game.

  Amy Winehouse

  Love Is, Odds, Games

  Song: Love is a Losing Game, Album: Back To Black, 2007

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• I still get laughed at but it doesn't bother me,
  I'm just so glad to hear laughter around me.

  Amanda Palmer

  Laughter, Bother, Glad

  Amanda Palmer (2015). “The Art of Asking: Wie ich aufhörte, mir Sorgen zu machen, und lernte, mir helfen zu lassen”, p.126, BASTEI LÜBBE

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• They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

  Gracie Allen

  Stupidity, Arcs, Built

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• If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven't laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun.

  Marlo Morgan

  Laughter, Fun, Night

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• When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her father in Las Vegas, and that tooth fairy left her $5. When I told Elvis that 50 cents would be more in line, he laughed. He knew I was not criticizing him; how would Elvis Presley know the going rate for a tooth?

  Priscilla Presley

  Baby, Father, Vegas

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