The Brits are ghastly. I never would accept a Brit. It would be like Laurence Olivier being happy getting a TV Times award.
With people in the world such as 'Jamie Oliver' and [TV chef] Clarissa Dickson-Wright there isn't much hope for animals.
I have seen one or two psychiatrists. They just sit and nod and doodle.
It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.
I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.
I'm not very good at being dull.
Yes I have had a tan, actually. I went to Los Angeles and got one there, but it didn't make it back to Britain. You're not allowed to come through customs with a tan.
He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.
Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into one of those supermarket trolleys, race around the supermarket and steal Mars bars and kiss kittens.
I've always assumed there's a dark river flowing beneath my fans' desires.
[Sigmund Freud] just made people feel so neurotic about their lives. I mean, if you dreamt about a lampshade, it meant you wanted to be whipped by the local vicar or something.
In England, pop music seems now to be exclusively for children. If an artist is no good, why is it necessary to have that artist repeatedly rammed in our face?
Don't talk to me about people who are 'nice' cause I have spent my whole life in ruins because of people who are 'nice'.
I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.
My parents were worried about me, certainly when I became so deeply interested in music and people like the New York Dolls who, at the time, were very peculiar indeed.
I lost myself to music at a very early age, and I remained there.
Robert Smith is a whingebag.
Well, I am an extremely beautiful person.
Unfortunately, I am not homosexual... In technical fact, I am humasexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course, not many.
All human activity is fruitless when pitted against the girls and boys singing on pop television, for they have found the answer as the rest of us search for the question. I will sing, too. If not, I will have to die.
Sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard.
Denmark is sadly a hellish place if you happen to be a pig, but the brioche and fruits that tower on the table before me have me hastily attaching a feedbag.
I just feel that when all is said and done, I am not insane.
I'd rather produce art than become art.
I have an unswayable obsession with death. If there was a magical pill that one could take that would retire you from the world, I would take it.
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