Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat.
It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.
When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
Given enough coffee I could rule the world
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.
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