My Dog Quotes - Page 14

• I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."

  Steven Wright

  Dog, New York, Florida

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• I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

  Steven Wright

  Dog, Pet, Gone

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• Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted: and I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart; for, truly, I love none. Beatrice: A dear happiness to women: they would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that: I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me. -Much Ado About Nothing

  William Shakespeare

  Dog, Heart, Men

  William Shakespeare (2005). “William Shakespeare: The Complete Works”, p.2906, OUP Oxford

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• Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

  Sigmund Freud

  Cute, Dog, Hate

  Sigmund Freud (1992). “The Diary of Sigmund Freud 1929-1939: A Record of the Final Decade”

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• Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed beauty without vanity, strength without insolence, courage without ferocity, and all the virtues of man, without his vices. This praise, which would be unmeaning flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the memory of Botswain, a dog.

  Lord Byron

  Dog, Memories, Men

  George Gordon Byron, “Epitaph To A Dog”

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• You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Giving, Intelligence

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• Screw reality. It don’t feed my dog. It don’t make my Porsche payments. It don’t get me laid. Bullshit does that…and I like it that way. (Leo)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Dog, Reality, Bullshit

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2007). “Dark Side of the Moon”, p.4, Macmillan

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• Some time in the night I got up, tiptoed to my window, and looked out at my doghouse. It looked so lonely and empty sitting there in the moonlight. I could see that the door was slightly ajar. I thought of the many times I had lain in my bed and listened to the squeaking of the door as my dogs went in and out. I didn't know I was crying until I felt the tears roll down my cheeks.

  Wilson Rawls

  Dog, Lonely, Night

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• I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

  Steven Wright

  Dog, Cat, Eye

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• If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog.

  Phil Gramm

  Dog, Way, Groceries

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• I'm focussing on what I haven't attained, not what I have. A lot has come to me early. I don't want to get consumed with that. Winners live in the present tense. People who come up short are consumed with future or past. I want to be living in the now. My goal is to play one full game in the now, but I haven't even gotten past the first inning yet. I start thinking about where my mom is or if my dogs have been fed. The average human has 2,000 thoughts a day. The really accomplished have 1,500 because you can focus longer. I need to learn how to focus longer.

  Alex Rodriguez

  Mom, Dog, Learning

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• I walk my dogs. I garden a little. I play a bit of tennis. Basically when I have spare time I'm making music.

  Bill Mumy

  Dog, Garden, Play

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• No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

  Tucker Max

  Dog, Narcissistic, Narcissism

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• I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!

  Jane Siberry

  Dog, Home, Sheep

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• I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.

  Phillip Lim

  Dog, Tvs, Affair

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• Me and my dog are best friends.

  Daniel Johns

  Dog

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• My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

  Zach Braff

  Dog, Trying, Ifs

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• My dogs, the only creatures on the planet marked by my singular nurturing imprint, have all turned out to be rude and self-absorbed. In all likelihood, if they were children instead of dogs, I would have foisted more Charlie Sheens or Kardashians onto our crumbling culture.

  Merrill Markoe

  Dog, Children, Self

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• I couldn't give a sh*t what they have to say. As soon as I go home and see my husband James Thornton of Holby Blue fame and pick up my dog and cuddle him, that's all that matters. I couldn't care if some theatre reviewer thinks my American accent sounds a bit Welsh.

  Joanna Page

  Dog, Husband, Home

  "Joanna Page: 'Within minutes of meeting James Corden, you'll want to sleep with him'". Interview, www.mirror.co.uk. June 13, 2008.

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• I got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog means your passion, your fire.

  Deion Sanders

  Dog, Passion, Mean

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When I turn on my central air conditioner, I feel like, "Wow, I really have come a long way." Or buying the super expensive organic raw food for my dogs, and I remember when I had to buy the cheapest big bag of kibble. So I think for me it's often in terms of comfort.

  Kristin Bauer van Straten

  Dog, Thinking, Air

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• My dog didn't like me very much. My first dog, Dmitri, was a poodle. I used to think Dmitri was something I could play with and ride. I tried to ride a poodle. And then he bit me.

  Jennifer Aniston

  Dog, Thinking, Play

  "Marley & Me - Jennifer Aniston interview" by Rob Carnevale, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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• Dogs want to be people. That's what their lives are about. They don't like being a dog. They're with people all the time, they want to graduate. My dog would sit there all day, he would watch me walk by, he would think to himself, "I could do that! He's not that good.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Dog, Thinking, People

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• If I did meet somebody, I would only ever make room for someone that loved me how I deserved to be loved. Until then I've got my shoes, I've got my album, my dog.

  Jessie J

  Dog, Shoes, Albums

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• For the most part, I hang out in my back yard with my dog, but there's no paparazzi trying to check that out.

  Pete Wentz

  Dog, Trying, Yards

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