My Husband Quotes - Page 40

• An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.

  Winston Churchill

  Husband, Wife, Tea

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• I, like a lot of people who are creative, need to step away. I can't have stuff to write about if I don't have a life. If I talk to people, hang out with my friends and hang out with my husband, I feel like I have better things to bring to the table.

  Carrie Underwood

  Husband, Writing, People

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• My husband is my most valuable resource.

  Hans Rosling

  Husband, Resources, Valuable

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• My husband says that I'm afraid of heights, but that's not true. What I'm afraid of is falling.

  Margo Kaufman

  Husband, Fall, Height

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• I like to have everything smiley and happy for my husband. Men don't want to see a grumpy face at the end of a hard day.

  Nita Ambani

  Husband, Men, Want

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• You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting.

  Meryl Streep

  Death, Husband, Badass

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• Don't lie to your partner. Ultimately the expression on your face gives you away, and they feel betrayed by the lie. If this is the person you're going to be with - forever and ever, for better or worse - they will love you for all of your good and all of your bad. They'll love you for you. So open communication is key. I have no secrets and no skeletons in my closet with my husband, and I love that. I feel comfortable and at ease with myself when I'm around him. I love the woman that I've become with him.

  Vanessa Lachey

  Husband, Lying, Communication

  "Vanessa Lachey: 'I Love The Woman That I've Become With Nick'". Interview with Gerri Miller, www.yourtango.com. October 3, 2013.

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• It's sad if people think that's (homemaking) a dull existance, [but] you can't just buy an apartment and furnish it and walk away. It's the flowers you choose, the music you play, the smile you have waiting. I want it to be gay and cheerful, a haven in this troubled world. I don't want my husband and children to come home and find a rattled woman. Our era is already rattled enough, isn't it?

  Audrey Hepburn

  Children, Husband, Flower

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• I have been using the Lipo Target Massager (not every day) and the Detox Oil. Recently my husband noticed that the cellulite on my thighs had decreased. For a man to notice anything there has to be quite a big difference - so it works really well.

  Charmaine

  Husband, Men, Oil

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• My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

  Rita Rudner

  Sarcastic, Fake People, Husband

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• When my husband of almost 20 years can't take his eyes off me? That's amazing.

  Jada Pinkett Smith

  Husband, Eye, Years

  "How Jada Pinkett Smith Stays Fit at 43". Shape Magazine Interview, www.shape.com. December 30, 2014.

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• As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

  Roseanne Barr

  Inspirational, Jobs, Husband

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• The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.

  Dolly Parton

  Husband, Home, Makeup

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• My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.

  Joyce Brothers

  Marriage, Husband, Divorce

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• I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession, which I entered before my husband was in public life

  Hillary Clinton

  Life, Husband, Women

  Campaign remarks, Chicago, Ill., 16 Mar. 1992

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• This is really what the White House is all about. It’s the “People’s House.” It’s a place that is steeped in history, but it’s also a place where everyone should feel welcome. And that's why my husband and I have made it our mission to open up the house to as many people as we can.

  Michelle Obama

  Husband, White, People

  "If the White House were like Iceland's" by John D. Sutter, www.cnn.com. October 4, 2014.

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• I'm always telling people who say two men can't make a baby: 'Anything is possible for God. I'm going to keep inseminating my husband and keep my fingers crossed.'

  Dan Savage

  Baby, Husband, Men

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