Owning A Pet Quotes - Page 2

• Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Adorable, Literature, Toilets

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• I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.

  Neil Gaiman

  Kings, Cat, Adorable

  "A Dream of a Thousand Cats". Comic book by Neil Gaiman, The Sandman series, issue #18, 1990.

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• Animals never worry about Heaven or Hell. Neither do I. Maybe that's why we get along.

  Charles Bukowski

  Animal, Worry, Adorable

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• Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

  Will Cuppy

  Science, Adorable, Needs

  "How to Get from January to December". Book by Will Cuppy, 1951.

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