Palin Quotes - Page 8

• I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.

  Bill Maher

  School, Diploma, Birth

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• I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin.

  Libba Bray

  Book, Reading, Ignorance

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• Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke, you should also be willing to talk to me.

  Rachel Maddow

  Laughing, Use, Lines

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• And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women - except, of course - those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape 'kit 'n' stuff. But for everybody else, it's a win-win. Unless you're a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years - whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know - actually, I take it back. The whole thing's a disaster.

  Tina Fey

  Believe, Gay, Winning

  "PBS edits Tina Fey's remarks from Twain event". November 15, 2010.

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• Lady Liberty and Sarah Palin are lit by the same torch.

  Michele Bachmann

  Liberty, Torches, Lit

  "Sarah Palin and Joe Miller unite for Alaska rally", www.huffingtonpost.com. October 29, 2010.

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• Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah and the wombshifter.

  Mike Tyson

  Boxing, Mets

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• I want you [Sarah Palin] to know you have my support. But please look into protection for your family. An attempt on you could bring the republic down.

  Glenn Beck

  Support, Looks, Republic

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• I am not a clone of Sarah Palin. I have my own thoughts.

  Christine O'Donnell

  My Own

  "Christine O'Donnell interview: 'The Republicans have lost their way'" by Ewen MacAskill, www.theguardian.com. September 15, 2010.

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• I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm. I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views...and then go back to Alaska.

  Sandra Bernhard

  Alaska, Views, Wish

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• But to say that Sarah Palin and the tea party movement is responsible for vandalism or threats is just a way to dismiss the American people and, and their dissatisfaction with this health care bill.

  Laura Ingraham

  Party, People, Tea

  "Laura Ingraham Throws Down With Matt Lauer on Today". www.newsbusters.org. March 29, 2010.

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• We're in Sarah Palin's 'targeted' list, but the thing is that the way she has it depicted, we're in the crosshairs of a gun sight over our district. When people do that, they've got to realize that there are consequences to that action.

  Gabrielle Giffords

  Gun, Sight, People

  "US Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords Shot as Six Die in Arizona Massacre" by Ben Quinn and Paul Gallagher, www.theguardian.com. January 09, 2011.

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• I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings.

  Roger Ailes

  Hot, Rating

  "Sarah Palin landed job at Fox News because 'she was hot and got good ratings': Roger Ailes". Interview with Frazier Moore, www.nydailynews.com. October 5, 2011.

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• Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey, though she said she was amazed to find out that, besides being a bird, Turkey is also a country. Did you see that all over the Internet today? While Sarah Palin was pardoning a turkey, right behind her was a guy slaughtering turkeys. But, see, like most Internet stories, a little half-true. Turns out that, after a couple of minutes listening to Sarah Palin's voice, the turkeys said 'Kill us now.'

  Jay Leno

  Country, Couple, Alaska

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• Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'

  Bill Maher

  Japan, Heard, Tsunami

  "Bill Maher Calls Sarah Palin a Female Vulgarism, NOW Stays Mum" by Hollie McKay, www.foxnews.com. March 22, 2011.

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• John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin as running mate is the towering example of his poor judgment. Palins ignorance of public affairs is monumental.

  Edgar Bronfman, Sr.

  Running, Ignorance, Choices

  "Israel’s Best Interest is a Morally Strong America" by Edgar Bronfman, Sr., www.huffingtonpost.com. November 30, 2008.

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• They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.

  David Letterman

  Hunting, Oil, Wildlife

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• On a trip to Israel, Sarah Palin asked the Israelis why they're apologizing all the time. They responded saying, 'Because we told everyone Tina Fey was coming.'

  Conan O'Brien

  Israel, Fey, Apologizing

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• Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.

  Jon Stewart

  Tagged, Has Beens

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• I have students whose fathers are voting for Sarah Palin. It's wild.

  Anne Waldman

  Father, Voting, Students

  Source: logosjournal.com

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• The very idea that there is no truth, but only the filter of narrative through which truth is invented is something I learned at the feet of the most leftist professors at Yale and am learning again from Sarah Palin during the Vice Presidential debate, and I find that very disorienting.

  John Hodgman

  Yale, Ideas, Feet

  Interview with Scott Tobias, www.avclub.com. October 21, 2008.

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• Conservatives like Palin and Reagan and others do seem to love the series, but so do people of all political stripes and backgrounds. I speak about the series' "radiant simplicity."

  Judith Thurman

  People, Simplicity, Political

  "Ask the Author Live: Judith Thurman on Laura Ingalls Wilder". Live chat, www.newyorker.com. July 31, 2009.

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• I like that lady - Sarah Palin. She's great. I like the cut of her jib.

  Paul Johnson

  Cutting

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• I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.

  Lewis Black

  Real, World, Persons

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• There is great variation in brain power all the way from Einstien on one hand to Sarah Palin on the other.

  Richard Dawkins

  Hands, Brain, Variation

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• I'm in, like, dating Babylon. Like, I go on dates with men and, literally, like Sarah Palin will come up in like the first 20 minutes, and that doesn't put me in the mood. Like, talking about Sarah Palin. And they just want to know gossip, and I'm just kind of taking a little hiatus from dating right now, because I just don't want to talk about Sarah Palin.

  Meghan McCain

  Men, Talking, Gossip

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