Pants Quotes - Page 16

• I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material to move a whole house. But we're just moving one plant. Really you just put the plant in a truck and go.

  Alexis Stewart

  Moving, House, Truck

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• I just told Max flatly, "I had laser surgery last week to lighten my birthmark," as if it was no big deal. Oh yeah?" he said. Unexpectedly, Max swiveled around, yanked his pants down. The last thing I thought I had wanted to see tonight was Merc walking out the door. I was wrong. It was this stranger's rear end. "Please don't tell me this is one of those stripping telegrams?

  Justina Chen

  Doors, Lasts, Max

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• Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because when it rained his curly hair flattened and you could just see the tips of his horns. His bright orange backpack was full of scrap metal and apples to snack on. In his pocket was a set of reed pipes his daddy goat had carved for him, even though he only knew two songs: Mozart's Piano Concerto no. 12 and Hilary Duff's "So Yesterday," both of which sounded pretty bad on reed pipes.

  Rick Riordan

  Song, Orange, Curly Hair

  Rick Riordan (2006). “The lightning thief”

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• Listen, children: Your father is dead. From his old coats I'll make you little jackets; I'll make you little trousers From his old pants. There'll be in his pockets Things he used to put there, Keys and pennies Covered with tobacco; Dan shall have the pennies To save in his bank; Anne shall have the keys To make a pretty noise with. Life must go on, Though good men die; Anne, eat your breakfast; Dan, take your medicine; Life must go on; I forget just why.

  Edna St. Vincent Millay

  Children, Father, Men

  Edna St. Vincent Millay (2009). “Second April: Easyread Large Bold Edition”, p.43, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving.

  Frederick Buechner

  Religious, Moving, Doubt

  Frederick Buechner (2007). “Wunschdenken: ein religiöses ABC”, p.128, Theologischer Verlag Zürich

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• The reason I want you to put a shirt on is, well, because, um..." "You've never seen a guy with his shirt off?" "Ha, ha. Very funny. Believe me, you don't have anything I haven't seen before." "Wanna bet?" he says, then moves his hands to the button on his jeans and pops it open. Isabel walks in at that exact moment. "Whoa, Alex. Please keep your pants on.

  Simone Elkeles

  Believe, Moving, Hands

  Simone Elkeles (2011). “Perfect Chemistry”, p.139, Simon and Schuster

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• Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.

  Christopher Paul Curtis

  Redneck, Littles, Dinner

  Christopher Paul Curtis (2013). “The Watsons Go to Birmingham--1963”, p.147, Yearling

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• the church should just stay out of people's pants.

  Alex Sanchez

  People, Church, Should

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• I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

  Christopher Moore

  Breakfast, Seven, I Realized

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Fool: A Novel”, p.30, Harper Collins

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• Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile. We'll take turns being on the bottom.

  J.R. Ward

  Lying, Leather Pants, Tiles

  J.R. Ward (2011). “J.R. Ward The Black Dagger Brotherhood Novels 1-4”, p.758, Penguin

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• Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on this one.

  Mike Mignola

  Said, Okay, Shakes

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• Put on your big girl pants and deal.

  J.R. Ward

  Girl, Bigs, Deals

  J.R. Ward (2009). “Lover Avenged: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood”, p.72, Penguin

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• Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

  Rob Thurman

  Boys, Looks, Demon

  Rob Thurman (2009). “Trick of the Light: A Trickster Novel”, p.186, Penguin

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• In the hysterical technocracy of modern music, sorrow is sent to the back of the class where it sits, pissing its pants in mortal terror.

  Nick Cave

  Class, Sorrow, Hysterical

  Nick Cave (2007). “The Complete Lyrics: 1978-2013”, p.23, Penguin UK

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• And I thought about the color and I realized what blue it was. It was the soft and changeable, essential blue of a well-worn pair of pants. Pants = Love

  Ann Brashares

  Blue, Color, Essentials

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• Yes, but knee pants are so much more flattering. You can see my legs." You want people to see your legs?" I have very nice legs!" We both paused to admire them for a moment.

  Karen Chance

  Nice, People, Legs

  Karen Chance (2010). “Death's Mistress: A Midnight's Daughter Novel”, p.319, Penguin

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• Finish. The difference between being a writer and being a person of talent is the discipline it takes to apply the seat of your pants to the seat of your chair and finish. Don't talk about doing it. Do it. Finish.

  E. L. Konigsburg

  Writing, Differences, Discipline

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• Put any woman in an area run mostly by men and rumors will fly. Unless you make it very clear that you are off limits, there is also a certain competitiveness that sets in. Some men are either trying to run you out of town or get into your pants. They don't seem to know any other way to deal with a woman. If you're not a sexual object, you're a threat.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Running, Men, Rumor

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Obsidian Butterfly: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.251, Penguin

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• Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is rambling on swiftly, push her into a ditch and run away.

  Louise Rennison

  Running, Rambling, Recipes

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• How?" I had seen it with my own eyes, but I still didn't believe it. Then something struck me. "Take off your shirt!" "I'm not that kind of guy!" He frowned thoughtfully. "On second thought, why not?" I blushed angrily and looked at Raquel. "What is he? I don't see anything!" "He's not 'anything'.Just a talented boy." "Then how did he make a door? How did he get through the Paths?" "Wait,so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants,too?" Lend and I joined forces in a dark glare. "Only if you want me to vomit," I snapped.

  Kiersten White

  Believe, Eye, Dark

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• Larry had brought me blue jeans, a red polo shirt, jogging socks, my white Nikes, an extra cross from my suitcase, the silver knives, the Firestar complete with inner pants holster, and the Browning and its shoulder holster. He'd forgotten a bra, but hey, except for that it was perfect.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Nike, Blue, Knives

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Bloody Bones: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.365, Penguin

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• The running pants were tolerable, Drustan decided, relieved. The blue trews had clearly been a torture device and would have strangled a man's seed. Mayhap men were fashioned differently in her time. He hadn't seen one other bulge out there on the street; mayhap they all had wee carrots in their trews.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Running, Men, Blue

  Karen Marie Moning (2012). “The Highlander Series 7-Book Bundle”, p.808, Dell

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• You are far less likely to soil your pants and cry for your mother if you’re prepared to defend yourself.

  Veronica Roth

  Mother, Soil, Cry

  Veronica Roth (2013). “Divergent Trilogy”, p.45, HarperCollins UK

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• You might not think a hippo could inspire terror. Screaming “Hippo!” doesn’t have the same impact as screaming “Shark!” But I’m telling you—as the Egyptian Queen careened to one side, its paddle wheel lifting completely out of the water, and I saw that monster emerge from the deep, I nearly discovered the hieroglyphs for accident in my pants.

  Rick Riordan

  Queens, Thinking, Impact

  Rick Riordan (2012). “The Serpent's Shadow (The Kane Chronicles Book 3)”, p.165, Penguin UK

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• You going to try the rest of your gear on?" he asked on an exhale. "Or you want to whine about your pants a little more?" "Don't make me flip you off." "Why would I deprive you of a favorite hobby?" [Vishous to Butch]

  J.R. Ward

  Favorite Hobby, Trying, Hobbies

  J.R. Ward (2007). “Lover Unbound: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood”, p.36, Penguin

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