Pigs Quotes - Page 9

• My family and I reside on a non-working farm, although we have a couple of horses and the usual stuff like pigs, cows, and chickens. We really don't have an honest-to-goodness farm, more of a hobby farm.

  Al Jardine

  Horse, Couple, Usual

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• When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy.

  James Altucher

  Dirty, Mud

  "JAMES ALTUCHER: How To Deal With Crappy People" by James Altucher, www.businessinsider.com. June 16, 2011.

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• I was and still am happier than a pig in slop.

  Jim Harbaugh

  Stills

  "NFL Personality of the Week: 49ers Harbaugh does things his way, unfazed by outside scrutiny". www.foxnews.com. October 24, 2014.

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• It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

  Lev L. Spiro

  Men, Truffles, Tricks

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• If you rush to take a drug, do so with the full knowledge that you are being a Guinea Pig. The longer a drug is on the market, the more will be known about the side effects.

  Robert S. Mendelsohn

  Drug, Sides, Side Effects

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• Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much.

  James Cromwell

  Food, Cooking, Suffering

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• The Cistercians do not eat meat... Yet they keep pigs to the number of many thousands, and sell the bacon - though perhaps not quite all of it. The heads, legs, and feet they neither give away, throw away, nor sell. What becomes of them God knows.

  Walter Map

  Feet, Numbers, Giving

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• The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Dirty, Long Ago, Likes

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• The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.

  Albert Einstein

  Marriage, Wedding, Has Beens

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• To give [the Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba] even covert support is on a par with the hypocrisy and cynicism for which the United States is constantly denouncing the Soviet Union in the United Nations and elsewhere. This point will not be lost on the rest of the world, nor on our own consciences.

  J. William Fulbright

  War, Giving, Hypocrisy

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• So is the savage buffalo, especially delighting in dark places, where he can wallow in the mud and slake his thirst without much trouble; and here also we find the wild pig.

  John Hanning Speke

  Dark, Savages, Buffalo

  John Hanning Speke (2007). “Journal of the Discovery of the Source of the Nile”, p.25, Wipf and Stock Publishers

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• My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses

  Bill Murray

  Moon, Iphone, House

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• I have never belonged wholeheartedly to a country, a state, nor to a circle of friends, nor even to my own family. When I was still a rather precocious young man, I already realized most vividly the futility of the hopes and aspirations that most men pursue throughout their lives. Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined to compare such moral aims to the ambitions of a pig.

  Albert Einstein

  Happiness, Country, Ambition

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• He sighed, wondering how his life had been turned upside down by this woman in less than forty-eight hours. Correction: by this woman, a pig, and a rabbit.

  Julia Quinn

  Eight, Rabbits, Upside Down

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• There's nothing like castrating 20 pigs before lunch. I did that during school whenever the need arose. They'd call out the agricultural class and put us in trucks to go help the local farmers.

  Fred Ward

  School, Class, Lunch

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• I want a dish to taste good, rather than to have been seethed in pig's milk and served wrapped in a rhubarb leaf with grated thistle root.

  Kingsley Amis

  Food, Roots, Cooking

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• I tell young people that the greatest paintings in museums are made with minerals mixed in oil smeared on cloth with the hair from the back of a pig's ear. It's that simple.

  James Rosenquist

  Simple, Museums, Hair

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• No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different?

  Mike Ness

  Dog, Different, Cows

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• Someday hopefully it won’t be necessary to allocate a special evening to celebrate where we are and how far we’ve come…someday women writers, producers and crew members will be so commonplace, and roles and salaries for actresses will outstrip those for men, and pigs will fly.

  Sigourney Weaver

  Men, Special, Salary

  "'Women In Hollywood' draws stars". www.hollywoodreporter.com. October 7, 2008.

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• The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. Political experts say that if Obama keeps insulting Palin, he could lose the election and win a job at MSNBC.

  Conan O'Brien

  Jobs, Winning, Political

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• I hate pork rinds. I couldn’t imagine how anybody would ever get the idea of taking skin from a pig and frying it and then trying to sell it to people. And then people actually buy it to eat it. That is the true sign of the decline of the human race.

  Joel Kinnaman

  Hate, Race, Ideas

  "Q&A – Joel Kinnaman (Stephen Holder)". AMC Interview, www.amc.com.

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• Is slavery - owner, victim, profit, and domination - exclusive to the human race? Have blacks, Jews, women and children been the only victims of this atrocity? Have not cows been enslaved? What about pigs, chickens, turkeys, fish, sheep? If they’re not enslaved, then what are they? Free?

  Gary Yourofsky

  Children, Sheep, Race

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• In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy.

  Philip Wollen

  Dog, Pain, Boys

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• I discovered when we suffer, we suffer as equals. And in their capacity to suffer, a dog is a pig, is a bear...is a boy.

  Philip Wollen

  Dog, Boys, Suffering

  Interview with Gary Smith, thethinkingvegan.com. July 31, 2012.

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• Nobody creates a fad. It just happens. People love going along with the idea of a beautiful pig. It’s like a conspiracy.

  Jim Henson

  Beautiful, Ideas, People

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