Pimping Quotes

• I aint trippen never slicking or slacking on my pimping

  Wiz Khalifa

  Slacking

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• Colleges [have] forfeited the responsibilities of in loco parentis and have gone into the pimping and brothel business.

  Vigen Guroian

  Responsibility, College, Gone

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• Agents are used to the parents pimping. They're not used to the kid pimping.

  Shia LaBeouf

  Kids, Parent, Agents

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• If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for. That joke made me laugh before I could finish it, which is good, because it had no ending.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• Facebook is for people, Twitter is for perspective, Google+ is for passion, LinkedIn is for pimping

  Guy Kawasaki

  Passion, People, Perspective

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• Here is how you know someone has had a good idea: Other people freely admit to their friends that said idea has changed their lives. Most people today will grant that fire and the wheel are the big two. After that, any attempts to rank the greatest ideas of all time are going to draw lots of argument. You’ll have zealots pimping this god or that on the one hand, scientists pimping Darwin on the other, and then practical people pointing at written language and saying, look, fellas, the reason those ideas have gone viral is because someone figured out how to write them down.

  Kevin Hearne

  Writing, Fire, Hands

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.643, Del Rey

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• The self is like a pimping blackmailing chauffeur who gets you from here to there on word lines.

  William S. Burroughs

  Self, Lines, Chauffeurs

  William S. Burroughs, Allen Ginsberg (1976). “The retreat diaries”

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• Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their books.

  Guy Browning

  Book, Mean, Understanding

  "How to... use a library" by Guy Browning, www.theguardian.com. October 17, 2003.

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• Honestly, I hate Facebook - it has nothing on Myspace. I loved how weird and crappy and wild and trashy it was. Then there was the whole culture of pimping out your Myspace page. I remember spending 10 hours one day learning how to make our Myspace page look more like a message board from the mid-90s.

  Alex Scally

  Hate, One Day, Boards

  Source: pitchfork.com

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• Certain black leaders would believe that you have to go through their prism: 'If I lay my hand on you, you're OK.' So many people have made a living off of the pimping of race.

  Douglas Wilder

  Believe, Race, Hands

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