Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical shock each time their robot got hammered, then, yes, it would be a sport.
If that lad makes a First Division footballer, then I'm Mao Tse Tung.
I had said I didn't mind which shirt I played in, but coming from Diego, № 10 is very special.
I am the happiest man alive and I am happy for myself, for my family and for my country.
I am the same person as always and I have the good fortune to play in a great team. It was an historic year for Barca and for me but it's thanks to the work of everyone.
We have demonstrated that we are the best, I'm also happy because everyone seems to enjoy our football, whether or not they are Barca fans. All over the world, I've heard people saying that they have been enchanted by us. This type of football deserves to be rewarded with titles.
I am in a job where you always look in front of you. Unfortunately, the older you get, the less distance there is in front of you...
I tried to do everything just as I would before any other match, but it was impossible.
As long as we have the possibility then we still have to fight for it.
I'll admit, right away, that I am disappointed that we did not have a major trophy to show for our efforts. We were in four and we had a good side, but when you count second place as failure, then standards are becoming fantastically high. We never celebrate second place here.
I was aggressive but I played the game because I loved and enjoyed it. I might have hurt people and I got hurt myself a few times, but not with any malice. When I went on to the field I just wanted to play football. I didn't go out to kick anybody purposely. I just enjoyed playing and if that's aggression, then I'm guilty of that.
Every advantage has its disadvantage.
I don't make a lot of mistakes, because it's hard for me to be wrong
It's not a problem. In four or five days I will be beautiful once again.
For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!
You have to control what you can control, not the entire game, and try to play the best soccer possible and play clean and be smart and professional.
Women's soccer is not heavily publicized, so when you have an opportunity to be in a big magazine that publicity can be good. It definitely helpes as far as awareness about women's soccer.
Titus Bramble: The only explanation for his existence in the Premiership is that he is already here.
I'm very happy to have moved to West Ham, because I can play for a better team than Sheffield Wednesday.
Bayern's midfielder, Owen Hargreaves, who scampered around the pitch like an office boy on amphetamines for the last 25 minutes or so.
A distinctly ordinary player of extraordinary dirtiness.
There's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch.
The last time I saw something that tall standing so still for so long, it was perched on the edge of a cliff shining a light across the sea.
One is never 100 per cent motivated. In winter, when it's raining and you have to go and play a small team in the north, I won't reveal what passes through your mind when you're getting out of the bus.
Is he ever going to learn?
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