Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical shock each time their robot got hammered, then, yes, it would be a sport.
Why do people criticise his intelligence when he can do something as miraculous as that?
Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.
How on earth Traore gets into this team is beyond me. And he's a Champions League winner? Gimme a break.
The game's finest mistakes were perpetrated by Djimi Traore, who interrupted his general competence with one air shot, one slice over his own head and a foul so telegraphed that even the lenient referee seemed to have his card out a couple of seconds before contact was made, to show the first yellow of the game.
It is one of my biggest regrets that Niall Quinn was not here during my time... I felt he was an intelligent player. It would have been a good combination with Thierry Henry. What I like with Quinn is if you look at the player who played next to him, he always scored 40 goals because he had a hand for his head and he just put the ball where you were. He was a team player. A top-class player makes other players look good and he had that player.
We have demonstrated that we are the best, I'm also happy because everyone seems to enjoy our football, whether or not they are Barca fans. All over the world, I've heard people saying that they have been enchanted by us. This type of football deserves to be rewarded with titles.
The difference between players is not always the quality but their mentality.
I am proud of where I come from and I will never forget the people I grew up with.
Certainly it's nice to have historic moments like this but eventually somebody will break this record. We're aiming for the end result, otherwise the rest is useless.
I tried to do everything just as I would before any other match, but it was impossible.
For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!
I am the happiest man alive and I am happy for myself, for my family and for my country.
When I was playing soccer at the age of 14, the first thing we'd do before going out onto the field would be to climb up on one another's thighs and massage the legs; it was a regular thing. None of us had a thought of being gay, absolutely not, and it's the same with most bodybuilders.
The last time I saw something that tall standing so still for so long, it was perched on the edge of a cliff shining a light across the sea.
A distinctly ordinary player of extraordinary dirtiness.
When you're surrounded by flowers, you breath better.
We lost because we didn't win.
I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not.
In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if they're cool, they get respect.
One of my favorite things about soccer is how the art and the passion of the game somehow unites people and nations and classes and races. That's something that comes out of the game and how it's displayed and why people enjoy watching it and supporting it.
Women's soccer is not heavily publicized, so when you have an opportunity to be in a big magazine that publicity can be good. It definitely helpes as far as awareness about women's soccer.
Everybody has down times and stuff that they have to work through. I worked through that stuff because I've always wanted to be playing soccer.
My platform might be a little bigger than someone else's, but everyone has a purpose. For me, that purpose in my life right now is soccer. There's a cool, personal testimony that goes along with it.
Peru score their third, and It's 3-1 to Scotland.
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