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• Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it's true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you have.

  Christian Bale

  Cells, Work Out, Brain

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.

  Jason Bateman

  Christian, Scripts, Hale

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• You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls.

  Robert Browning

  Girl, Kissing, Romantic Love

  Robert Browning (2014). “A Selection of Poems”, p.121, Cambridge University Press

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• There is the good and the bad, the great and the low, the just and the unjust. I swear to you that all that will never change.

  Albert Camus

  Unjust, Never Change, Lows

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• I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

  Adam Carolla

  Running, Car, Noses

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• Well I've been calling myself Scarlet Pattinson for several weeks. Have you seen Robert Pattinson? Hottest. Man. Ever. And no, I don't care if that makes me a couger. He sings with the voice of an angel. Gods, I love when a man sings to me. You never did because your voice is terrrible." She shuddered in distaste. "I swear, its like a demon running its claws over brimsone.

  Gena Showalter

  Running, Angel, Men

  Gena Showalter (2016). “The Darkest Lie”, p.31, HQN Books

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• I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!

  Helena Bonham Carter

  Voice, Drink, Booze

  "Planet Of The Apes: Interview With Helena Bonham Carter". Cinema.com Interview, www.cinema.com. 2001.

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• My two secrets to staying healthy: wash your hands all the time. And, if you can't, use Purell or one of the sanitizers. And the other is hot peppers. I eat a lot of hot peppers. I for some reason started doing that in 1992, and I swear by it.

  Hillary Clinton

  Hands, Two, Healthy

  "Couric Injects Silly Girl Talk in '60 Minutes' Interview with Clinton". www.newsbusters.org. February 11, 2008.

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• I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

  Marie Corelli

  Funny, Marriage, Wedding

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• Dammit, Michael, get out of my room, you pervert!” Could you even be a pervert if you were dead? She supposed you could, if you had a working body half the time. “I swear, I’m going to start taking my clothes off!” The cold spot stayed resolutely put until she got the hem of her T-shirt all the way up to her bra line, and then faded away. “Chicken,” she said, and paced the room, back and forth.

  Rachel Caine

  Clothes, Half, Hem

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• All presidents swear an oath to the Constitution to keep this country united, and when the country fell apart, Lincoln had to put it back together again, with a lot of help. But he bore total responsibility.

  Steven Spielberg

  Country, Responsibility, Together Again

  "Steven Spielberg and Joseph Gordon-Levitt talk ‘Lincoln’ following trailer premiere". uproxx.com. September 13, 2012.

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• Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.

  Sydney Smith

  Life, Friendship, Food

  Sydney Smith, lady Saba (Smith) Holland Holland (1855). “A Memoir of the Reverend Sydney Smith”, p.307

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• When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Life, Marriage, Wedding

  Getting Married preface (1911)

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• Just because society, and government, and whatever was different 100 years ago, doesn't mean that people didn't have sex, pick their nose, or swear.

  Kate Winslet

  Sex, Mean, Government

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• Utility is the great idol of the age, to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance.

  Friedrich Schiller

  Birthday, Power, Idols

  Friedrich Schiller (2012). “On the Aesthetic Education of Man”, p.26, Courier Corporation

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• Occasionally he would very nearly swear.

  Terry Pratchett

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• I swear I want to be a food model.

  Amy Sedaris

  Want, Models

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• I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are.

  Angie Stone

  Kings, Reality, Men

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• I swear to much for this to be a television special. Did you guys ever have your mouth washed out with soap? My mom did that to me a lot. I think I swear more because of it. I started liking the taste of soap, I would eat it just to spite her. (pause) I'd bite off bars of soap.

  Andrew McMahon

  Mom, Thinking, Guy

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• As you sometimes swear by him that made you, I conclude your sentiments do not correspond with his, in that which is the basis of the doctrine you both agree in: and this makes it impossible to imagine whence this congruity between you arises. "To grant that there is a supreme intelligence who rules the world and has established laws to regulate the actions of his creatures; and still to assert that man, in a state of nature, may be considered as perfectly free from all restraints of law and government, appears to a common understanding altogether irreconcilable.

  Alexander Hamilton

  Men, Law, Voting

  Alexander Hamilton, John Church Hamilton (1850). “The Works of Alexander Hamilton: Miscellanies, 1774-1789: A full vindication; The farmer refuted; Quebec bill; Resolutions in Congress; Letters from Phocion; New-York Legislature, etc”, p.43

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• But when everyone tells you you're crazy and no one believes you when you swear you aren't, a small part of you will always wonder if they're right.

  Michelle Hodkin

  Crazy, Believe, Wonder

  Michelle Hodkin (2013). “The Evolution of Mara Dyer”, p.429, Simon and Schuster

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• And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of The Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs

  Homer

  Hair, Secret, Three

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• Auld Nature swears the lovely dears Her noblest work she classes, O; Her 'prentice han' she tried on man, And then she made the lasses, O!

  Robert Burns

  Nature, Work, Men

  'Green Grow the Rashes' (1787)

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• I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask.

  Minnie Driver

  Swear To God, Firsts, Impossible

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• I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner by Como Shambhala. When you’re in need for a quick mental vacation, it does the trick

  Phillip Lim

  Vacation, Doe, Needs

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