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• wholly to be a fool while Spring is in the world my blood approves, and kisses are a far better fate than wisdom lady i swear by all flowers.

  e. e. cummings

  Spring, Flower, Fate

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• Thine eyes I love, and they, as pitying me, Knowing thy heart torment me with disdain, Have put on black and loving mourners be, Looking with pretty ruth upon my pain. And truly not the morning sun of heaven Better becomes the grey cheeks of the east, Nor that full star that ushers in the even, Doth half that glory to the sober west, As those two mourning eyes become thy face: O! let it then as well beseem thy heart To mourn for me since mourning doth thee grace, And suit thy pity like in every part. Then will I swear beauty herself is black, And all they foul that thy complexion lack

  William Shakespeare

  Morning, Stars, Pain

  William Shakespeare (2014). “Arden Shakespeare Complete Works”, p.40, Bloomsbury Publishing

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• Doctor, I'm taking your sister under my protection. If any thing happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.

  Joss Whedon

  Firefly, Doctors, Serenity

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• Some people aren't satisfied that I'm a gay man in a woman's body and swear that I'm secretly a real boy.

  Victoria Beckham

  Real, Gay, Boys

  Interview with Kevin Sessums, www.marieclaire.com. October 6, 2010.

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• My pacifism came after I joined the army and was shipped over to Korea. There was a little one-room orphanage there called Song-do. There were 180 babies in there, and they were GI babies. The U.S. government would not acknowledge this, and the Korean government had nothing to do with them. They were living on a 100-pound bag of rice a month. Some of those kids, when they were old enough, would go out and shine shoes. They would show up at the gate of our compound to shine shoes, and you'd swear they were looking for their fathers.

  Utah Phillips

  Song, Baby, Father

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• I swear in real life-probably too much-though I don't swear in front of my gran. We adapt to every situation.

  Melanie Chisholm

  Real, Too Much, Situation

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• The case wouldn't be overweight if you didn't have so many shoes. How many do you really need? This pair, for example, I swear you never even wore them.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Shoes, Example, Needs

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• I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

  Gary Gulman

  Christian, Couple, Party

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• Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Grandpa, Viagra, Eating

  Twitter post from Oct 06, 2010

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• I have a friend who swears by food combinations - have you heard of this nonsense? She's nuts. She's like, 'You know what? You should eat food combinations, and that way you can eat whatever you want. It's just the combinations of how you put the food together.' And then her examples are like, 'You wouldn't want to eat steak and potatoes together, but you could have, like, a lemon rind and raisin skins - not the whole raisin, take the skins and steam them.

  Brian Regan

  Nuts, Skins, Together

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• I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years.

  Amy Schumer

  Crush, School, Years

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• Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that lived in the apartment, I swear to God, all night long: 'You're taking that cake with you when you go. That cake's not staying in this house.' Like it's this evil, Hope Diamond, nuclear, horrifying cursed thing.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Girl, Party, Night

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• Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.

  Billy Connolly

  Sorry, Language, Music Is

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• I don't understand what people's fascination is with [our] relationship. If we're in the same city, we go out... Sometimes when I'm in L.A., I stay at his [Ben Affleck's] house. But it's not what people think. We're not together, I swear on my life.

  Gwyneth Paltrow

  Thinking, Cities, People

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• Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here

  Susan Elizabeth Phillips

  Swear To God, Quiet

  Susan Elizabeth Phillips (2013). “This Heart Of Mine: Number 5 in series”, p.169, Hachette UK

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• By my soul I swear, there is no power in the tongue of man to alter me.

  William Shakespeare

  Men, Soul, Tongue

  William Shakespeare, William Harness, William Gilmore Simms (1842). “The Complete Works of William Shakspeare”, p.205

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• And the sound of your heart," he continued. "It's the most significant sound in my world. I'm so attuned to it now, I swear I could pick it out from miles away. But neither of these things matter. This," he said, taking my face in his hands. "You. That's what I'm keeping. You'll always be my Bella, you'll just be a little more durable.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Heart, Hands, Sound

  Stephenie Meyer (2008). “Eclipse”, Little Brown & Company

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• I always feed myself positivity. I turn to anything that teaches good, that teaches strength, and that you can make it. I swear to you that those kinds of thoughts come alive in your body and in anything you touch because your energy goes into everything you touch, everything you share and everything you speak. So, it's most important that you surround yourself with positivity always, and have it in your mind at all times.

  Tyler Perry

  Positivity, Mind, Important

  Source: aalbc.com

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• I swear I could write a book about all the things no one has ever thanked me for.

  Rebecca Wells

  Gratitude, Book, Writing

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• I am fully aware of what the word 'fat' means ... It's a swear word. It's a weapon. It's a sociological subspecies. It's an accusation, dismissal, and rejection.

  Caitlin Moran

  Mean, Rejection, Weight

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• Ritie, don't worry 'cause you ain't pretty. Plenty pretty women I seen digging ditches or worse. You smart. I swear to God, I rather you have a good mind than a cute behind.

  Maya Angelou

  Cute, Smart, Swear To God

  Maya Angelou (2012). “The Collected Autobiographies of Maya Angelou”, p.55, Modern Library

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• I've got a couple of those Gossard Wonderbras. They are so brilliant, I swear, even I get cleavage with them.

  Kate Moss

  Couple, Brilliant, Cleavage

  New York Times Magazine, 1994.

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• I swear I think there is nothing but immortality!

  Walt Whitman

  Thinking, Immortality

  Walt Whitman (1870). “Passage to India”, p.59, Haskell House Pub Limited

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• I always have a guitar with me. Actually, I've got several, I play every day. And I enjoy it. I'm never very far away from them. I swear I only ever get a couple days when I'm away from a guitar, and I never like it! There's always one close by, and I play every day. Or I'll be working on something in the studio and play around a bit. It's an extension of me, really.

  Andy Summers

  Couple, Guitar, Play

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• To swear day and night by media slander will make one a bigger victim than the slandered. It doesn't take much to begin to fear a mere illusion of human badness.

  Criss Jami

  Night, Media, Illusion

  Criss Jami (2016). “Healology”, p.42, Criss Jami

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