Sweater Vests Quotes

• A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.

  Demetri Martin

  Girl, Bulletproof Vest, Sweaters

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• Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.

  Elayne Boosler

  Years, Sweaters, Creating

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• Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Family, Mothers Day, Mom

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• There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.

  Kristen Wiig

  Christmas, Sweaters, Laughing

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was talking to a friend about Santorum. He said, 'For all my years in the State Department, I know one thing. Terrorists, what they fear most is a guy in a sweater vest.'

  David Letterman

  Sweaters, Talking, Years

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• It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

  Andy Borowitz

  Sweaters, Cost, Vests

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Apr 25, 2012

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• Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.

  Chelsea Handler

  Dog, Pride, Gay

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• Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on to prevent procreation, nothing works better that a sweater vest.

  Bill Maher

  Sex, Men, Sweaters

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• If you're wearing a jacket, as I always am, the sweater vest always needs to be buttoned, with the exception of the bottom button. But if you're going sans jacket, you can leave it open.

  Tim Gunn

  Sweaters, Vests, Buttons

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. February 11, 2014.

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