Testicles Quotes

• I hang onto my prejudices, they are the testicles of my mind.

  Eric Hoffer

  Mind, Prejudice, Literature

  Eric Hoffer (1979). “Before the Sabbath”, Harpercollins

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• A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.

  Allan Pease

  Mom, Years, Brain

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• If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

  Linda J. Furney

  Advice, Trouble, Tire

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• A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed.

  Norman Lindsay

  Men, Exposed, Creatures

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• The average human has one breast and one testicle.

  Des MacHale

  Science, Average, Breasts

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• I saw some amazing, beautiful, invigorating parts of America, but I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America, a side of America that rarely sees the light of day. I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my co-star, Ken Davitian.

  Sacha Baron Cohen

  Beautiful, Stars, Dark

  "Borat and Queen Crown British Success at Globes". www.theguardian.com. January 16, 2007.

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• One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.

  Confucius

  Hundred, Women Bashing, Men Bashing

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• The composition of a tragedy requires testicles.

  Voltaire

  Tragedy, Composition

  When asked 'why no woman has ever written a tolerable tragedy', in a letter from Lord Byron to John Murray, 2 April 1817

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• Women don't have dicks and they don't want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don't want testicles. Because you know no women in her right mind is going to carry around a bag that she can't put stuff in.

  Bobby Slayton

  Psychology, Mind, Bags

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• There's a bit of testicle at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness.

  Denis Diderot

  Feelings, Sublime, Bottom

  Letter to Étienne Noël Damilaville, November 03, 1760.

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• I've always felt that the placement of a man's testicles is an eloquent argument against intelligent design.

  Mark Lawrence

  Intelligent, Men, Design

  Mark Lawrence (2014). “Prince of Fools”, p.155, Penguin

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• When anesthesia was developed, it was for many decades routinely withheld from women giving birth, since women were "supposed" to suffer. One of the few societies to take a contrary view was the Huichol tribe in Mexico. The Huichol believed that the pain of childbirth should be shared, so the mother would hold on to a string tied to her husband's testicles. With each painful contraction, she would give the string a yank so that the man could share the burden. Surely if such a mechanism were more widespread, injuries in childbirth would garner more attention.

  Nicholas D. Kristof

  Mother, Husband, Pain

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• Besties before testes.

  Gena Showalter

  Funny, Best Friend, Novelists

  Gena Showalter (2015). “The White Rabbit Chronicles: Alice in Zombieland\Through the Zombie Glass\The Queen of Zombie Hearts”, p.980, Harlequin

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• Look, I understand that for a lot of people, the US is superior to their country of residence in myriad ways, but I'm Australian. We have it all: the weather, the beautiful cities, the brand of football that involves neither padding yourself up like Santa Claus nor standing in a line in front of goal and covering your testicles.

  Max Barry

  Beautiful, Football, Country

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• I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those drunk chicks who killed that one dude because he wouldn't have sex with them.' His professors must be so proud. I asked him if he knew what maenads were, and instead of correctly answering that it was just another name for Bacchants, he bizarrely thought I was referring to my own testicles - as in, "'Ere now, mate, don't swing that bat around me nads.'" The conversation deteriorated quickly after that.

  Kevin Hearne

  Sex, Swings, Names

  Kevin Hearne (2011). “Hexed: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Two”, p.50, Del Rey

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• I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.

  Mike Tyson

  Pain, Kids, Everyday

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• Berlin is the testicles of the West, every time I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin.

  Nikita Khrushchev

  War, West Berlin, Want

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• I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle.

  Richard Wiseman

  Fans, Theory

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• Nobody fights with Jerry because you know the price would be too high. You might come out the winner, at his age, you might even lick him, but you'd lose an eye, an arm, your testicles in the process, everything would be gone.

  Frank Layden

  Funny, Eye, Fighting

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• If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them out.

  Orson Scott Card

  Heart, Hands, Rams

  Orson Scott Card (2009). “Children of the Mind”, p.86, Macmillan

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• The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed, slow-witted, toothy rodent known to bite off it's own testicles or to stand under its own falling trees.

  June Callwood

  Humorous, Fall, Eagles

  June Callwood (1981). “Portrait of Canada”, Garden City, N.Y. : Doubleday

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• Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

  Julie Kagawa

  Humorous, Jars, Freeze

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• You’re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn’t have moved, Joe. It was your fault. (Tee) Yeah, everything’s my fault. (Joe) Good, then we agree. (Tee)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Faults, Yeah, Tees

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• It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles.

  Darynda Jones

  Waiting, Miracle, Would Be

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• If its got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble

  P. C. Cast

  Giving, Trouble, Tire

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