Walks Quotes - Page 36

• I no longer want to walk on worn soles.

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Wise, Wisdom, Want

  Friedrich Nietzsche (1977). “The Portable Nietzsche”, p.125, Penguin

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• Many successful people get up before 6am in the morning. They have rituals. They exercise, stretch, organize their day, and walk through that series of rituals.

  Brian Tracy

  Morning, Successful, Exercise

  Source: www.webpagefx.com

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• That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!

  Chris Rock

  Crazy, Shade, Tone

  Interview with Oprah Winfrey, www.oprah.com. June 2002.

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• After writing all day I go for a walk and see a piece of architecture i want to photograph and i have to take a picture and later a poem comes in my mind.

  Patti Smith

  Writing, Mind, Pieces

  Source: thefilmexperience.net

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• If I walk on the street, if I go to a restaurant, people come to me and say: "Can we take a photo together? Can you give me your autograph?" They would bring their expensive Armani or Prada wallet to sign. Other people who are desperate show me a photo of their dead daughter and ask: Can you support me? I tell them: How can I? Morally, of course, I sympathize with you. But I cannot support you and you cannot support me. This is the condition of this society. We are separated.

  Ai Weiwei

  Daughter, Support You, People

  Source: www.spiegel.de

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• It doesn't matter where I am - China will stay in me. I don't know how far I can still walk on this road and what is the limit.

  Ai Weiwei

  Matter, Limits, China

  Source: www.spiegel.de

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• I think that walking down the middle of the street with several thousand people who share your deepest beliefs is one of the best ways to take a walk.

  Rebecca Solnit

  Thinking, People, Way

  Source: www.believermag.com

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• You are always in the world. Even in Vagabond. I am not on the road, I am not eating nothing. But in a way we all have a Mona. We all have inside ourselves a woman who walks alone on the road. In all women there is something in revolt that is not expressed.

  Agnes Varda

  Vagabonds, World, Way

  Source: www.believermag.com

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• I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Twilight, Humor

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• A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

  Bill Bailey

  Funny, Horse, Humor

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• I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Moving, Humor

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• Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Humor, Ends

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• A man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window."

  Frank Carson

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Yes," he said. "I'll boil you an egg."

  Frank Carson

  Funny, Sorry, Humor

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• An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"

  Frank Carson

  Funny, Humor, Bars

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• A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly. "Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again."

  Frank Carson

  Funny, Humor, Wind

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• There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and it feels like you're an ex-patriot in Paris in the 20s. You're like, 'Hey, isn't that a young Ernest Hemingway over there? Yeah, I think it is! Hey, let's go have a look and see what he's writing... It's a Gap application.'

  Marc Maron

  Funny, Coffee, Writing

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• A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Bars

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• Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Two

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• It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.

  Tina Fey

  Funny, Humor, Play

  "Saturday Night Live (TV Series) Robert De Niro/Destiny's Child". www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• I think there is some truth to publicity stunts that might get you press like that. It's so hilarious because now every time I walk by the tabloid stands and look at the tabloids it makes me kind of wonder like what's really going on.

  Simon Rex

  Thinking, Looks, Tabloids

  Source: www.mediaite.com

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• I want to keep making movies, hopefully with some nominations, if I'm lucky! Movies that make people feel something, where they walk away and say, "Gosh, she's different."

  Bella Thorne

  People, Different, Lucky

  "Bella Thorne Talks About Her Latin Roots, Her Signature Red Hair, and Tres Leches Cake". Interview with Caitlin Brody, www.glamour.com. March 26, 2015.

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