Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
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