There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
One cat just leads to another.
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
What greater gift than the love of a cat.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
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