Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Travel has no longer any charm for me. I have seen all the foreign countries I want to except heaven & hell & I have only a vague curiosity about one of those.
Heaven for climate, Hell for company.
The road to hell is paved with works-in-progress.
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
Long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to light.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
The road to hell is paved with leeks and potatoes
The road to Hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven.
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles.
Better to reign in hell than serve in heav'n.
What bliss will fill the ransomed souls, when they in glory dwell, to see the sinner as he rolls, in quenchless flames of hell.
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Heaven & Hell are both creations of desire.
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