The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.
A man can't retire his experience.
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
Do what you want to do, when you want to do it ... and not a moment sooner.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.