Joan Rivers Quotes About Fashion

Quotes about: Fashion

• The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, Clothes, Age

• My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, Holiday, Faces

  "Joan Rivers dies: Celebrate comedian's life with her 80 bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liners" by Steve Anglesey and Carl Greenwood, www.mirror.co.uk. September 04, 2014.

• You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.

  Joan Rivers

  Sexy, Fashion, Memorable

• Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, Doe, Matter

• Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, Clothes, Tailored Suits

• Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

  Joan Rivers

  Thank You, Country, Fashion

• The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing.

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, Vegas, Lasts

• My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, College, Mad

• I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, Husband, Nice

  "Joan Rivers dies: Celebrate comedian's life with her 80 bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liners" by Steve Anglesey and Carl Greenwood, www.mirror.co.uk. September 04, 2014.

• "I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, Real, Underwear

• I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't.

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, Real, Wonder

• Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the worst because they get the rings under water. When it comes up, it's garbage. Jewish, big rings. Episcopalian big rings. Italians-the best, because they get them off of dead people, and second wives get the biggest rings of all.

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, People, Water

• I hate Billings, Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, Hate, Cities

• I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, Years, Looks

• I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, Ak 47, Leisure

  Joan Rivers (2014). “Diary of a Mad Diva”, p.71, Penguin

• Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, Enjoy

  Source: www.broadwayworld.com

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