A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy.
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