Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
Ram it up your poop chute.
If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.
The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on.
Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device.
Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.
It's a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.
Most people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom.
I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it's much better musically than much of what's available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.
Don't forget to vote.
One size does not fit all.
He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.
Gimme the tune. Do I like this tune? Does it sound like another tune that I like? The more familiar it is, the better I like it. Hear those three notes there? Those are the three notes I can sing along with. I like those notes very, very much. Give me a beat. Not a fancy one. Give me a GOOD BEAT -- something I can dance to. It has to go boom-bap, boom-boom-BAP. If it doesn't, I will hate it very, very much. Also, I want it right away -- and then, write me some more songs like that -- over and over and over again, because I'm really into music.
If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap
In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.
Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.
Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.
If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.
How can I lose? I've already offended everybody!
You know, people are basically shitty
"Very few people do covers of my tunes."
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