Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.
Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all to be just like Him', So... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (And maybe even a little ugly on the side)
It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.
We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.
The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.
Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.
Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.
Rock music was never written for or performed for conservative tastes.
People are just waiting around to get certified.
Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.
Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.
There isn't anything weird about my music.
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.
I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.
The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.
Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It's two steps removed from the Inquisition.
Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in it who believe a variety of different things.
I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.
You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.
Classical musicians go to the conservatories, rock´n roll musicians go to the garages.
"Very few people do covers of my tunes."
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