... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.
You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.
Because it's our choices that makes us who we are...
See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.
I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.
Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.
I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget
Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.
The best person I know is Myself.
You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.
But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.
I`m basically one of the best people I know.
I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!
So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.
hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot
Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg
hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!
Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.
that if you don't read nobody does
If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it.
Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.
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